Anonymous asked: If you want to do this diet with me go check it out. I'm on my phone so I'm anon I'll hit you up later but for now get bit(.)ly/tumblrfun
But I wanna be fat
Wong Fei Hung (Jackie Chan) trains in the Eight Drunk Gods style in Yuen Woo Ping’s 1978 classic, “Drunken Master.”
reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
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“these violent delights have violent ends
and in their triumph die, like fire and powder”
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Fender ‘62 RI AVRI Jaguar
THIS COULD’VE BEEN MINE UGH WHY IS MY DAD SUCH AN IDIOT.
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